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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
we-are-the-crystal-gays
hyrude

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

benepla

this is from “the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo” & i implore u to look it up and watch every episode immediately

biivory69

It’s Pride Month so I’m being this baby backs round cause yes!

Source: hyrude
seananmcguire
princeofmints

i’m pretty sure “cats and humans can never have a bond as strong as a dog and a human” is just code for “i’ve never even tried to treat a cat correctly in my life”

thehotpocketsinitiative

Also dogs are man-made to be loving towards us. We didn’t selectively breed cats the same as we did dogs. I’m 100% a dog person but with them it’s more of, “this tool that I use is also very cute and I’ve removed 96% of its ability to not love me” whereas with cats it’s more, “Ah yes, this is my roommate Craig. He’s very nice to me unless I ignore his wants and treat him like an asshole.”

murkymuse

Cats are the only animal that domesticated itself. The bond between cats and humans are on the cats’ terms, not ours.

stardust-childd

BLESS THIS POST

Source: princeofmints
glumshoe
glumshoe

Today I dove into a spectacular roll under one of those grated barriers that works like a garage door. I thought my boss would be impressed by my Indiana Jones-like agility and bravery, but I was wrong. Apparently it’s not fun and cool to roll under them when the barrier is being opened instead of closed.

agnosticalchemist

You’re both living in an Office style comedy

glumshoe

aw shit I’m Dwight aren’t I

agentxpoe
sprmint-bkgsoda

Just like I said. Illegal adoption.

https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/immigrant-mom-loses-effort-regain-son-us-parents/story?id=16803067

stephanemiroux

Here are the thieves btw:

waluwadjet

im actually physically ill

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou

Keep this post alive so that when CARLOS is old enough he’ll know these KIDNAPPERS stole him from his MOTHER!

dopeluminarydreamer

Guatemalan mom: “Please help me my son was taken from me”

Those two assholes: “Lol finders keepers bitch lmao”

one-time-i-dreamt

Carlos was taken from his mom, Encarnacion Bail Romero after she was arrested during a work raid. Her words, “Nobody could help me because I don’t speak English,” are still resonating deeply within me. This child was kidnapped from a loving mother, and she went to hell and backwards trying to get him back, and a judge literally told her she had no rights to her own child.

https://twitter.com/evanchill/status/1010399759088193536

Completely unfit parents can get their children back like it’s nothing and this poor woman who loves her child and just wants him with her again cannot? How is this not human trafficking/kidnapping? 

Also:

The judge said the biological mother had no rights to even see her child, according to the mother’s lawyer.

Asked if the Mosers would allow Bail Romero to see the child, the Mosers’ attorney, Joseph Hensley, said the couple was “not willing to comment on that at this time.” source

Source: sprmint-bkgsoda
agentxpoe
sprmint-bkgsoda

Just like I said. Illegal adoption.

https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/immigrant-mom-loses-effort-regain-son-us-parents/story?id=16803067

stephanemiroux

Here are the thieves btw:

waluwadjet

im actually physically ill

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou

Keep this post alive so that when CARLOS is old enough he’ll know these KIDNAPPERS stole him from his MOTHER!

dopeluminarydreamer

Guatemalan mom: “Please help me my son was taken from me”

Those two assholes: “Lol finders keepers bitch lmao”

one-time-i-dreamt

Carlos was taken from his mom, Encarnacion Bail Romero after she was arrested during a work raid. Her words, “Nobody could help me because I don’t speak English,” are still resonating deeply within me. This child was kidnapped from a loving mother, and she went to hell and backwards trying to get him back, and a judge literally told her she had no rights to her own child.

https://twitter.com/evanchill/status/1010399759088193536

Completely unfit parents can get their children back like it’s nothing and this poor woman who loves her child and just wants him with her again cannot? How is this not human trafficking/kidnapping? 

Also:

The judge said the biological mother had no rights to even see her child, according to the mother’s lawyer.

Asked if the Mosers would allow Bail Romero to see the child, the Mosers’ attorney, Joseph Hensley, said the couple was “not willing to comment on that at this time.” source

Source: sprmint-bkgsoda